Night at the movies: GI JOE

[Eclipse]

Since I don't see a topic for this, I'm just assuming it was so bad that the thought of making a topic about was immediately airlocked and the grisly remains used to clone Resnig before dropping him on whatever gammulan controlled planet happened to be nearby while telling him to push the big red button on the RANDOM.

That said, I think this entire movie can be summed up with this: why the heck is the ICE sinking? I mean really, don't large chunks of ice usually FLOAT and make ICEBERGS, not sink to the bottom of the ocean as a self destruct mechanism for your evil overlord underwater lair?

Unfortunately, rifftracks doesn't seem to have made a track for this gem. 3 of 10... because it made me laugh.