Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 No because we males have to strap them to our legs, or they will slap us upside the arm and throw our aim off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 *shudder*Dont you know that Biogenetic engineering is bad for your health? Why not just grown em long like they do in the Orion fleet?Oh thats right, you cant.Now step the hell back before I whap this puppy out and put a big red slap mark on your booger green forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 {rp}Sorry Blade this is el natural, but nice try, and you call that puny thing what?Little Dickie?{/rp}There ya go, oh, and bite me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREG MILLER Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 [rp]You claim Orion is insignificant, but yet, after two failed attempts to wipe our very existance from the galaxy, the Terran race is still going strong.You predict Orion's demise, and Prime's downfall shortly there after, but yet you fail to realize Orion has entrenched its anchor well within Alpha Centauri, and have no plans to remove it.I say come; come and attempt to extract it if you dare. Come and fight the wave of destruction that is Tsunami. Come and face the Deterrence that will not tire. Come and witness the galactic grim reaper that goes by the name of Deathbringer. Come and tango with the deep space hunter known to be, Sark.If you feel up to challenge that is Orion Fleet, just remember one thing......The Anchor Holds!!![/rp]That bantering felt good. [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: GREG MILLER ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 Not only that, it was very poetic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urza Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 [rp] Well, it looks like the gammulans are all bark and no bite. They make these claims, but have no actual evidence to back them up.At any rate, I won't waste words on the likes of you, but if I see a gammulan in GalCom space, or better yet, anywhere, rest assured that it will be eliminated quickly and efficiently. All intact corpses will be brought aboard to boost morale. [/rp][ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Urza ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 {rp}The ONLY corpses you will see will be those of your shipmates as their bodies explode from vacuum as we blow your ships out of space.The bite is there, you just have yet to witness it, by the very fact of your continued existence.We again, have NO plans at this time to conquer any of Galcom Space. There are plenty of sectors between us, we have other, more important wars to fight, and other races to enslave. We are coming, have no doubts of that, it is just a question of when. When we are there, then you will know the time of your death.But again, it will not be soon, but it will be within your lifetime, or so I hope.Someday we shall meet in battle, and that is the day that your "war" ships will become your coffins in space.Until that day, keep yourself alive, I wish the pleasure of destroying you!!{/rp}Heh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 [RP]Hmm, so far all I see is 'We are coming, we will destroy you .... but not today. No siree, not today because, ah, we're busy. Yeah, thats it. Busy with BIG, DANGEROUS SCAREY FOES you know nothing about. *Ahem*You toothless old hasbeen. Your cowardice is rapidly aproaching legendary status. Even our lowliest cadets are chuckling in their booties at your pitiful outbursts. I'd continue to mock you, but Id be better off taunting an opponant with bigger balls. Hows about a Vesperon eunuch? Run along Gammy gammmy Gam Gam, you're irritating dialogue is as stale and inspiring as you're fetid breath. At least the Insurgents have the balls to wage a war with more than words. You cant even do that with any real menace.Bah! I waste my time.[/RP]Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 {rp}Did I just hear something? a human gloating beyond his means, do I hear someone writing a check that his body cannot cash?My Mistake, Helmsman, go see the medic about something for that gas, I do not wish to hear or smell that again!! {/rp}HEH!!! [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Jaguar ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 [RP] quote: Nope, my mistake, I seem to have eaten something that didn't agree with my stomachThat'll be humble pie you vulger little tape worm. Do your doctors know how to extract your head from your own arse? Try blowing on your thumb real hard.[/RP]Heh, this is funny. We should commision a book on top BC taunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 You were writing as I was editing!! LOLI knew you were gonna use that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 Heh, you should never leave yourself that open when Im about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted November 9, 2001 Report Share Posted November 9, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Blades: Heh, this is funny. We should commision a book on top BC taunts. Hey, that would be interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Elio Jason Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 {rp} *ahem* Do Gammulans have arses?{/rp} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 [RP]You'd think not with all the crap spewing out of the faces.[/RP]And thats gotta be a home run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 {rp}You are the one talking about spewing forth?The pan calling the kettle black if you ask me..{/rp}And as far as having "arses" are concerned, the gammulans are humanoid, so therefore I would assume, yes, they would have arses. Physical strength etc, I would need to do a little further reading of the appendix. Need to do that anyway!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 {RP} At least we don't have a big stick shoved up our arse like you do. {/RP}hehe..... BOOM! It seems to me that this is getting away from role playing and to throwing insults at each other. Hmmmmmmmmm....Well when the MP patch comes out, we can quit all this talk and go at it! [ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: LordDavid ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 [rp] Come, come, come...let's look away from the rhetoric and examine the facts...FACT: The Gammlans have a quadrant named after them simply because they conquered a weaker race (the Falkyrie) using an unfair advantage and allied with the only other race in the quadrant that threatened them - the Valkyrie. They don't even touch the Mandorians or the Kandorians. Why? Take one guess...FACT: The Gammulans have fought two wars against the Terrans and their alliance. Both were unsuccesful.FACT: The Gammulans are unable to fight a war over long distance. They have no forward deployment capabilities. They were forced to sneak through flux fields to invade the Terran quadrant the first time. They were so scared of facing our forces directly they were willing to throw half of their invasion force into black holes rather than stand toe-to-toe with the Terran and the Galactic Command alliance. That's FEAR, ladies and gentlemen.FACT: The Gammulan's power comes from their control of the Falkyrie mineral deposits. They have a dead world. And yet, even though they claim they took over the Falkyrie empire over fifteen years ago, the Falkyrie - supposedly a peaceful race with little weaponry or resources - CONTINUE to wage a succesful resistance effort.FACT: The Gammulans believe the best way to defend their military base - Starstation Gammula - is to hide it. We show our power proudly.The facts speak for themselves - a race of jumped up cowards, unable to fight an effective war, willing to walk through black holes rather than face Galactic Command and Earth Command directly.[/rp]Turn down the music! The big boy is back in the house!*grin*-GD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blades Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 Chucking silly insults? Hrumph, this is the corner stone of human communication I'll have you know. Anyway, I'll settled this right now.My dads bigger than your dad. So ner ner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 quote:Originally posted by DeSylva: FACT: The Gammulans have fought two wars against the Terrans and their alliance. Both were unsuccesful.FACT: The Gammulans are unable to fight a war over long distance. They have no forward deployment capabilities. They were forced to sneak through flux fields to invade the Terran quadrant the first time. They were so scared of facing our forces directly they were willing to throw half of their invasion force into black holes rather than stand toe-to-toe with the Terran and the Galactic Command alliance. That's FEAR, ladies and gentlemen. This all took place before the new leaders came to power in the Gammulan War Council, and before I became the Head of Gammulan War Council. What you mentioned was the past in which we had no involvement in. You will see the future soon enough. quote: FACT: The Gammulan's power comes from their control of the Falkyrie mineral deposits. They have a dead world. And yet, even though they claim they took over the Falkyrie empire over fifteen years ago, the Falkyrie - supposedly a peaceful race with little weaponry or resources - CONTINUE to wage a succesful resistance effort. And where are you getting this intel? Do you want to take a tour of and enjoy the lovely view of what has become of the Falkyries? quote: FACT: The Gammulans believe the best way to defend their military base - Starstation Gammula - is to hide it. We show our power proudly. Last time I checked, Star Station Gammula is not cloaked in the BCM Beta. quote: The facts speak for themselves - a race of jumped up cowards, unable to fight an effective war, willing to walk through black holes rather than face Galactic Command and Earth Command directly. Since we payed you a visit in the past, why don't you visit us now? I would give you a nice WARM welcome (Warm from cannon fire!). I would like to visit earth, but I am currently busy....giving my reguards to the Syrions and Droidans. [ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: LordDavid ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 Indeed, didn't you see the sign on the door?UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 [rp]Really? New management? I must get down there and try out your service some time.Yes...after we've destroyed your advance bases, DED'd your proud fleets, invaded your dying world, returned the Falkyries to their homeworld, split asunder your precious war council, torn up your fields, salted your earth, sacked your bases, pillaged your treasures, torched your colonies and settlements, and defiled your women......I'll let you know how the new management rates.[/rp]Was that too harsh? It was too harsh, wasn't it? Of course, because...[rp] ...no one but a Gammulan male would debase himself so far as to bed a Gammulan wench! [/rp] Oh dear...I'm in trouble now! *evil grin*-GD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2001 Report Share Posted November 10, 2001 {rp} quote: Really? New management? I must get down there and try out your service some time. And it will be the last service you and your crew will ever do.. quote: Yes...after we've destroyed your advance bases, DED'd your proud fleets, invaded your dying world, returned the Falkyries to their homeworld, split asunder your precious war council, torn up your fields, salted your earth, sacked your bases, pillaged your treasures, torched your colonies and settlements, and defiled your women... Yeah, right, SURE THING, uh,huh!! Make me laugh!! quote: ...no one but a Gammulan male would debase himself so far as to bed a Gammulan wench! You wouldn't be able to satisfy our women, even if you knew what to do with one!! Our women would kick your little butts into the next sector.{/rp}HEH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Lindsey Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 quote:my lordQuit it. You people are scaring me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDavid Posted November 11, 2001 Report Share Posted November 11, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Charles Lindsey: Quit it. You people are scaring me. {rp} I can see humans have a lack of respect for the might of the Gammulans, that shall change. {/rp}[ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: LordDavid ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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