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Borrowed from politicalhumor.about.com

Some Osama bin Laden and Taliban One-Liner Jokes

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?

A: Duck

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

More to come later

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