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  1. OK the link is back up, downloading now (all 65.4MB). Got nightshift now, will try it out over the weekend, if I can find my copy of JK II
  2. I just get Forbidden, you dont have permissionto access...
  3. Why do they have to remake old classics, do none of these overpaid gits have an original idea?
  4. quote:Originally posted by Tac: She's probably too busy torturing small animals to post here Erm... has anyone seen TheBunny?
  5. quote:Originally posted by Wolferz: Space is BIG! but not in this title. "Space is'nt big, it's just somewhere to be big in. Planets are big, but planets are supposed to be big and there's nothing clever about being the right size" I think its from The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
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    Gibberish

    From The Daily Record Thursday,December 5, 2002 The Scottish Executive have been named as the gobbledygook speakers of the year. The Plain English Campaign, which was formed in 1979 to fight unclear public information , awarded the Executive the Golden Bull booby prize. The award is given to the drafters of some of the most incomprehensible documents of the year. And the Scottish politicians claimed the prize with a paragraph from the Freedom of Information (Scotland) Act. Part five of paragraph 59, which deals with the number of years certain historic documents are kept confidential, says: "The Scottish Ministers may by order amend subsection (1) of section 57 or paragraph (a) or ( of subsection (2) of section 58 so as to substitute for the number of years for the time being mentioned in the provision in question such other number of years (not being a number which exceeds that being mentioned in the provision as originally enacted) as may be specified in the order," [ 12-07-2002, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Or ]
  7. I am a Scorched Earth Tank. When I have a mission, it consumes me; I will not be satisfied until the job is done. I have a strong sense of duty, and a strong sense of direction. Changes in the tide don't phase me - I always know which way the wind blows, and I know how to compensate for it. I get on poorly with people like myself. Hey Kiran what game is that then?
  8. -5.12/-1.64 I think Gandhi must have answered exactly the same way I did!
  9. Anyone want to buy a battleship? (any colour you like, as long as its grey)
  10. YODA!!! A freaking glove puppet... anyone tries to shove their hand up my [expletive deleted] is gonna get a [CENSORED] with the red handle, then I'm gonna [EXTREMELY DETAILED MEDICAL PROCESS DELETED, SEE GENEVA CONVENTION {III(section 3)}] and then I'm gonna get creative.
  11. He's right though getting into space is'nt that hard, getting back down in less than ten pieces is the real trick.
  12. Or

    Gun Control

    The Oxford Encyclopedic English Dictionary Magna Carta n. (also Magna Charta ) the political charter which King John was forced to sign by his rebellious barons at Runnymede in 1215, The barons, discontented with John's high-handedness, were led by Archbishop Langton to frame a charter which effectively redefined the limits of royal power. Allthough the charter was often violated by medieval kings, it eventually came to be seen as the seminal document of English constitutional practice.
  13. What do you get ifyou cross TheBunny with a chicken revolutionary?
  14. SAAB is'nt that a Swedish car maker that builds jet fighters?
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