Okay, I'll have to pull this from memory, but I can manage.
My first foray into the Wonderful Universe of the Combative Persuasion.
(and since Resnig is so wonderful, I give him an important role in this)
Cmdr. Dracoth Aidendale had just left GalCom, excited about his first assignment.
The TacOps Officer chimed in instantly.
"So, what's our first order, boss?"
"A simple one, really. We must...uh...gimme a minute."
*five minutes pass in which Drac returns to GalCom, bugs his superiors for his orders again, and returns to the same spot*
"Yeah, we have to...aww, forget it! I wanna kill something!"
But Drac changed his mind in less than a second, wanting to see Alpha Centauri.
*later on*
"Okay people, we are now on Centris. I'm gonna take a walk."
*the crew was deciding whether or not to stage a mutiny*
But when the beloved Commander returned, all was well, and he just wanted to get off this planet.
Drac boosted to about 10000 feet when Resnig came to him looking a bit worried.
"I wouldn't tell you how to do your job, but please, for the love of all things holy...TURN ON THE ENGINES!"
Drac checked the altitude indicator...200 feet.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But he did get the engines on, much to the relief of all.
The rest of the stay on Centris was a day (real-time) of trying to break the planet's gravity.
"This planet is SO randomed!"
Eventually, Drac decided to take two marines with him and get to space with a shuttle, hoping he could utilize Helios(what I call the ship's computer and wrist-mounted interface) to have the Draconia(yeah, the Megaron looks like a Dragon...I love it) break orbit.
He programmed the coordinates and just waited.
He got tired of that and decided to go for a space walk.
*5 minutes later*
Still no CC, so Drac ordered the shuttle to go to him.
"Why's it coming straight toward me?"
Drac glanced at the Helios CommandBand (wrist-mounted TacOps interface) and noticed he had not ordered the ship to pick him up, just fly to his current position.
In about 5 seconds, the shuttle would be painted red.
Suddenly, the CC seemingly materialized in front of Drac. The shuttle bounced off it, buying time for him to order it to dock with Draconia.
So, Drac wanted to head back to GalCom...the crew REALLY wanted to head back to GalCom (and get off that death trap).
As the Draconia approached the jumpgate back to Sol, one of his officers spoke up.
"Um, something's odd here, almost as i-"
The "something odd" made itself known as five armed intruders beamed aboard. Resnig quickly assessed the situation and --with the skill of a 30 year vet-- began the hunt.
Drac was about to watch PerScan(favorite show on T.V.!), but that plan was halted by lasers lancing out of...well, nowhere. It was the source of the intruders, a cloaked ship.
Drac got his ship out of range and waited. Another Megaron decloaked right in front of the gate.
"About time! Explosionsssss.......we needs them!"
Drac used his main gun...and ended up with 50% shields. So he ordered that the top of ship be exposed to the enemy. The crew wondered what fit of madness this was, but carried it out, regardless (they had written their wills on Centris, anyway).
The turret lasers lanced through the enemy and destroyed it in relatively good time. Morale was restored...sort of.
Drac then checked PerScan; two prisoners were taken, the other three were making a break for the shuttle bay.
Drac cut the power to the shuttle bay and chuckled over the surprise that awaited them.
But the viewscreen displayed MALFUNCTION everywhere!
Drac checked logistix again. He had cut power to the reactor, a mistake he quickly rectified.
So two intruders each had hopped in a shuttle by then. The instant the cockpits were open, the escape attempt was met with two marines in the backseat. One to go.
The last one, in foresight, had gone to a fighter bay. But Resnig had some foresight of his own, a marine awaited the intruding fool.
The worst battle a single marine had ever seen raged on around FC1.
Meanwhile, inside FC1...
...the pilots were filing their nails.
The intruder jumped on the cockpit and was about to blast the pilots to oblivion when a plasma bolt promptly removed his head.
Meanwhile...
...the pilots were coloring their helmets.
Heh...I'll post my first major combat tomorrow. Trust me, you don't want to miss this...you thought Resnig was bad? My tale of eternal shame goes on...
(Let's just say it involves MANY ships, ramming, me almost getting everyone killed...several times, and the accidental destruction of a friendly...or five...)
But that stint of combat showed me a bit of what this game can do: ambushes, great tactics, blocking my escape, etc., etc., ad infinitum...
That's only the tip of the iceberg...
Mmm...space ice...*drools*
By the way, every bit of this (except for the conversations I obviously made up) is TRUE!
[ 02-20-2004, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: Drac ]