To all those who aren't an aussie may not get this and to all those who are New Zealenders, I mean no offence by this it is just how the joke goes.
One day a cuban, a scotsman, a Australian, and a New Zealender were on a train in the same cubical. the Cuban reaches into his pocket pulls out a cigar, lights it, puffs on it once, and throws it out the window. the other three say "what are you doing they are the best cigars."
The cuban says "My contry is full of them" The scotsman reaches into his pocket and pulls out scotch takes a swig and thows it out the window the others say "What are you doing thats the best stuff." the scotsman say " my country is full of the stuff. The aussie not to be out done grabs the New Zealender and throws him out the window.