Supreme Cmdr Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Woods Dumps 20-Year-Old Girlfriend Seriously, what is a 60yr old man doing with a 20yr old girl? Only in Hollywood.
Guest $iLk Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 I'm gonna have a 20 year old girlfriend when I'm 60... I'll just make sure she isn't a blonde from Hollywood.
Supreme Cmdr Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Posted August 21, 2006 Since you're not in Hollywood, as you assuming then that the Russian bride websites will still be around when you turn 60?
Kevin Trotter Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 $ilk you better behave, you(and I and proably SC too) won't be able to handle a 20 year old. Plus you've already got a hottie! BTW how do you date a girl you knew when she was five?(unless you were five too) i propose a new Man Law, you cant date a girl you used to babysit unless the age difference is 5 years or less.
aramike Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 quote:Adds Sandler, "She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."Heh. quote:i propose a new Man Law, you cant date a girl you used to babysit unless the age difference is 5 years or less.Man law!
Guest $iLk Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 quote:Originally posted by Supreme Cmdr: Since you're not in Hollywood, as you assuming then that the Russian bride websites will still be around when you turn 60? I'm betting that any tattoos and nipple rings I get between now and then will still be a turn on for the ladies... vintage...
Guest $iLk Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 quote:Originally posted by Race Bannon IV: $ilk you better behave, you(and I and proably SC too) won't be able to handle a 20 year old. Plus you've already got a hottie! BTW how do you date a girl you knew when she was five?(unless you were five too) i propose a new Man Law, you cant date a girl you used to babysit unless the age difference is 5 years or less. I'm betting we'll have cybernetics... below the waste I'm going to have hydraulics installed.
Wolferz Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 quote:Originally posted by $iLk: quote:Originally posted by Race Bannon IV: $ilk you better behave, you(and I and proably SC too) won't be able to handle a 20 year old. Plus you've already got a hottie! BTW how do you date a girl you knew when she was five?(unless you were five too) i propose a new Man Law, you cant date a girl you used to babysit unless the age difference is 5 years or less. I'm betting we'll have cybernetics... below the waste I'm going to have hydraulics installed. Freudian slip? Lesbians already have hydraulics so, you might be "wasting" your time. Picture if you will, $ilk bouncing around in the bed like a '62 Chebby. I know. I'm bad.
Guest $iLk Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Going on that line of thought I can probably have a leather cushion installed also.
Kevin Trotter Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 $ilk the nipple rings? Not sexy when they hang past the waist..hydrolics or not.
Guest $iLk Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 I got rid of em a while back... doubt I'll get them again... it hurt too much the first time.
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