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FISH HOOK SALESMAN

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A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything

under the roof department store" looking for a job.

The manager says " Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says " Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Missouri."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start

tomorrow, I"ll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down, "How many sales did

you make today?"

The kid says "one."

The boss says, "just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a

day! How much was the sale for?

The kid says " $101,237.64"

The boss says, "$101,237.64? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?"

Kid says, " First I sold him a small fish hook,

Then I sold him a medium fish hook,

Then I sold him a larger fish hook,

Then I sold him a new fishing rod,

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the

coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the

boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took

him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, " A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him

a BOAT AND A TRUCK??"

The kid says, " No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife

and I said, well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing!!!"

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