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On their way to get married

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple

are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple

find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they

possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows

up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go

find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer. Two months

pass and the couple are still waiting. So as they

waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what

with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it

doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together

FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,

looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the

couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!"

said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what

if things don't work out? Could we also get a

divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard

onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the

frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts,

"It took me three months to find a priest up here!

Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find

a lawyer?"

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Indeed, this is funny.

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