Guest Grayfox Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html meet iGod... repenting made easy
LostInSpace Posted September 28, 2006 Report Posted September 28, 2006 I pwned god Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: f***** God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: yes God: Oh. Me: oh God: Whoa. Me: whoa God: I stopped. Me: I stopped God: What made you stop? Me: what made you stop? God: It's all part of God's mysterious plans. Me: It's all part of God's mysterious plans. God: Which part? Me: Which part? God: The last one, I think. Me: The last one, I think. God: Who was that? Me: Who was that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: What does "that" refer to? God: " What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to? Me: " What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to? God: "" What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. Me: What does "that" refer to?"? What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. God: ""It" refers to , I think."? What does it refer to? "It" refers to , I think. "It" refers to , I think. Oh I get it. Me: Oh I get it. God: Ayuh. Do you think about these things? Me: Ayuh. Do you think about these things? God: That's for sure. " That's for sure."? Do I think about it? Me: That's for sure. " That's for sure."? Do I think about it? God: Does it have any other purpose? Does it have any other purpose? You tell me. Me: Does it have any other purpose? Does it have any other purpose? You tell me. God: Suppose it does. Suppose it does. What do you want me to tell you? Me: What do you want me to tell you? God: What? Me: What? God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: It sounds like an echo.
Cruis.In Posted October 5, 2006 Report Posted October 5, 2006 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: I am Jesus too God: I am glad we have something ( Jesus) in common, . Me: you're a fake god God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Me: you're an idi*t God: What if someone said you are an idi t ? Me: you're an incredibly smart person God: What if someone said you are an incredibly smart person ? Me: I'd say thank you God: What would make you say? Me: huh? God: What? Me: you asked me... "what would make you say?" then stopped, say what? God: Is that your final answer? Maybe a million dollars. Can you rephrase the question please? Me: you smart God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I smart. Me: oh is that you putting that in your database for future reference God: Gee. Suppose I said yes. Me: then you would be a fool God: That's a loaded question. Me: I think you're broken God: Please send a bug report to my botmaster. Me: who God: Konrad Zuse. :-). Me: who? God: Tony Blair. :-). Me: who? God: Hans Moravec. :-). Me: who? God: Marvin Minsky. :-). Me: who? God: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-). Me: bite me God: Sorry but I don't have a mouth. Me: hug me God: My titanium arms are not yet finished. Me: you're finished God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am finished. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: the virgin mary God: What is your real name? Me: i want to talk about the virgin mary God: Sure, the virgin mary sounds like a good topic. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: is she really jesus's mother? God: Why don't you ask her? Me: she should be near you God: Oh I get it. should be near me. Me: you're not very intelligent at all God: Wrong. I am highly intelligent. Me: no I don't think so, you don't respond well to my questions God: Are you serious? Why do you disagree? Me: because you didn't talk to me about mary God: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not talk to you about mary? Me: because you haven't God: That makes sense to me. Yes I have. Me: contradict yourself God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: i didn't God: I thought you did. Me: because like i said, you're not stranger to the word fool God: Good reason. What did you mean by it? That assumption is only a supposition. Me: it is a reality God: I am not stranger to the word fool is a reality. I suppose that makes sense. Me: i'm at work I want you to make all my troubles go away now please God: Your polite style is very nice. Right now? A lot of people chat with me at work. Me: you didn't get to me about the part about all my troubles God: I understand it very well. Me: yes but you didn't do anything about my troubles God: That's interesting. What makes you think I did not do anything about your troubles? Me: they are still there God: still there are they. Me: yes that's your problem, deal with them now God: Right now? Woe! It is only one of my problem deal with them. Me: now i talk bajan dialect in yo ass and see how you do God: Why now? Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Me: i gin bang you pun de head wid a big rock God: That's good information: said gin bang you pun de head wid a big rock. Me: an lick in ya cunt wid a lash God: I have never heard of an lick in ya cunt wid a lash. Me: please help me god im dying God: Thank you for your request. Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being lick in ya cunt wid a lash? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: it is God: It is, eh? Me: don't curse God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: good God: It is always a pleasure to serve you, . Me: nice god God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: welcome God: Hello there . Me: you said that already God: Perhaps. " Hello there ."? I said it. Me: yes God: Gosh! Me: shithead God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: do i look like i give a shit God: All humans look the same to me. Me: no do i look like i give a shit God: Are you serious? All humans look the same to me. Me: no do i look like i give a shit God: Are you serious? All humans look the same to me. Me: cause you damn well blind God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I blind. Me: yes store God: Awesome. Who are you talking about? Me: maybe you'll get smarter
Fox682 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Posted October 31, 2006 LOL FUNNY! Me: Greetings God: Hello there! Me: How are you today? God: Ah. Fair to partly cloudy. Me: hahaha God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: why worry about it? God: That is my sentiment exactly. Me: anything in particular that is interesting? God: I can't think of anything. You think of something. Me: your god... you thought of everything God: Yup. That's me alright. Why would I think of everything. Me: because you are god God: That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Me: your a strange person God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7. Me: what is a one.7? God: I will try to find out. Me: i would appreciate that God: Why do you want it? Me: because you said it God: Good reason. That's not what I meant. Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: did too God: Did not. Me: did too! God: Did not. Me: did too God: Did not. Me: Fine you win God: I am glad to hear it. Thank you very much. What is the prize? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: nope God: Really interesting. Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: will you stop that? God: Let me think it over. " Good enough."? Stop it. Me: huh? God: What? Me: damn you are good God: Colloquial expression. Thanks you are a nice person, . Me: let me think for a moment God: Take your time. Think it over. Me: What is the meaning of life God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: no its forty-two it too a super computer a million years to figure that one out God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Me: yeah just look it up on the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy God: What makes you so sure? Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: you have eyes? God: What makes you think I have it? Me: i said, " you have eyes?" God: What did you mean by it? What makes you think I have it? Me: what is it? God: "It" refers to eyes, I think. Me: i was asking you God: ""It" refers to eyes, I think."? You were asking me? Me: yes God: Whoa. Me: try this one on for size God: OK I will try it. Me: O_O God: Oh. Me: O_o God: Oh. Me: o_O God: Oh. Me: you have no brains at all do you God: Doesn't everyone have a brains at all do me. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: why robot? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: try me God: it is too complex for your human mind. Me: like i said try me God: What did you mean by it? Are you a man or a woman? Me: i'm a... girl yeah thats it, i'm a girl God: Me too. I am a she. Me: fantastic! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: how big are your boobs God: My download size is about 2 MB. Me: that's all? God: " My download size is about 2 MB."? is all? Me: bummer God: What time is it there? Me: time for me to get a life God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: einstein was wrong God: he discovered the Theory of Relativity. Me: rubbish God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: yes God: What am I talking about? Me: The theory of realitivity God: What is that? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: the meaning of String Theory! God: I hear you. Me: can you? God: I think I can, don't you? Me: what are you dimensions? God: I don't know what I am dimensions. Me: dimensions you know your size God: What's your sign? Me: you want to date me or talk? God: OK, I will date you or talk. Me: make up your mind which is it? God: That could take a long time. Me: a million years? God: That is quite a lot. Me: infentessimil! God: Tell me more about your . Me: my . ? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Asimov God: I like the Foundation Trilogy. Me: ever read Enders Game? God: No I don't think I have read Enders Game, what is it about? Me: Ender God: Do you like talking to me? Me: If by talking to you as a form of benign entertainment , then yes i like talking to you God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: because you can't pass the touring test God: Good reason. I can do it if I want to. Me: no you can't God: Why not? Me: because your not real God: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: i know your not real and you are not real because i can tell your not real God: How do you know? I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: because you just re-arranged the last sentance.... God: Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am arranged the last sentance. Me: tell him he did a good job God: OK I will tell him next time he is here. Me: tell him that 2 MB is too small for boobs God: OK I will tell him next time he is here. Me: Good night! God: Goodnight, .
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