How NOT to rob a liquor store

[Guest Grayfox]

lmao

apparently his family tree doesnt have too many branches on it...

[Ben Zwycky]

He sure knows how to take a fall, and seems to be immune to broken glass, but his lack of foresight and planning appear to more than compensate, yes.

[Guest Grayfox]

it looks like he knocked himself out on that second fall... just laying there with his eyes closed for a few seconds... i probably would too if i fell that far and busted my lunchbox on a shelf and had liquor bottles falling in my face.

he had to be jacked up on something... landing on that much broken glass and not jumping up like your ass was on fire???

[Wolferz]

Pick up some LowIQbrau while you're there.

[Kalshion]

Well, at least we know where he wasn't when brain cells where being passed out.