I am in charge of the biggest ramming-pole the universe have EVER seen!

[Guest Nightweb]

Since I am bored again, just a lil' story about my latest ventures in the game. This happened last night as I were about to turn in.. kinda fun what can happen in BC space..

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'I am going to bed, peck, dont wake me unless its important.'

'Wait, captain, we got incoming'

Oh dear, not again, our repairs aren't finished yet. I were rather tired at the constant fighter waves hitting us, where were they coming from? Seems like recently someone had pained a big fat target circle right on the Wasa. Two weeks of constant fighting, just because we tried to smuggle some booty to GALCOM HQ, accidently launched a missile at a transport and rammed a IC flying CAP.

'Very well, identify targets'

'Captain, they are blips, hmm, red blips'

What can I say, my newest radar op needed some training. The old one got killed after a

rouge piece of space junk hit his transport coming back from R&R on mars.

'Red blips, can you enlighten me some more, peck?'

'Well, sir, it looks like three BC's accompanied by a carrier. Sir, we got 10 blips now, all red.'

'More fighters?'

'Yes sir, looks like it.'

'Did we get those missiles aboard yet?'

'No, the last transport never made it back.'

'Are the repairs finished on the turrets?'

'Negatory sir, the engineers complained, they needed rest, so they are taking a break.'

Great, surrounded by fools and enemies, out of missiles and just 1 IC left. Atleast we have plenty of fuel and functioning engines.

'Head for the jumpgate..'

'Sir, I would like to point out that the BC's are in front of the jumpgate'

'I see that, now please, stop replying to my every order and simply engage the dang autopilot before I toss you out with the latrine waste, PECK!'

'Yessir!'

Damnit, too many things are going wrong, what more can happen today?

*CLUNK*

'What was that?

*CLUNK*

'Dont know captain!'

*CLUNK*

'PECK?!'

'Well, it seems we just rammed some fighters, and our shields are running low.'

*CLUNK* *CLUNK* *BANG*

'We also ran into one of the BC's! Its dead in space, shields failing! Captain, we aint gonna make it!'

'Get to the damn jump gate allready!'

'Trying to, the ship isn't responding to well to helm sir!'

*CLUNK* *BANG*

'Uhm, we hit the carrier, shield gone sir. Jumpgate in range, hitting hyperspace!'

*WWOOooSSH*

I love the sound of a hyperjump, it seems like we made it through the enemy fleet after all.. No idea really where I jumped too though, didn't have time to check the astrochart.

'Coming out of hyperspace!'

*CLUNK* *BIG EXPLOSION*

'What the heck happened!?!'

'Seems we hit a transport coming through the gate! The crash took out the engines!!!'

Oh dear. Floating dead in space, in a unknown region... no engines.. I were rather tired...

'I am going to bed now, peck, dont wake me unless its important.'

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Cmdr. Nightweb

Spectre Fleet

Chief Engineering Officer, Spectre StarStation.

ICV-SIS Wasa

'Stultitia in Vita, Iiustitia in Mors.'

[Guest Saito Miyamoto]

ROFLMAO: I nearly pissed on myself... Man oh man I can't wait to play with you guys online.

Insurgents ain't nuthin to fark with!

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Cmdr. Saito Miyamoto

Spectre Fleet

Pre-commissioning crew, New America

ICV Shinsengumi

ICQ # 1045022

[Guest]

ROFL!!!

Man, you crazy What can I say? The whole BC3K tribe is crazy

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Commander Alun Tringad

GCV Black Falcon ISS03

Vice Fleet Leader - ISS Fleet

Tactical Support Wing Commander - ISS Fleet

- Award for Gallantry

Staff Member at RPGClassics.com

[Gallion]

LOL - no where near as bad as it use to be Nightweb.

[Guest aramike01]

When I get board I ram my ICs into my BC.

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Cmdr. Michael Kristophers

Spectre Fleet

Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation

ICV-Intrepid

Recruitment Officer

"You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!"

[Chaos]

That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks, Nighteb. You definitely have some issues you need to talk to someone about but that's a good thing I think. Good for the Insurgency to have more crazies so Galcom will never know what to expect. HAH HA HAAHH!

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Cmdr Chaos

Spectre Fleet

ICV Banshee

"Do it with a smile and a mad gleam in your eye."

[Supreme Cmdr]

ROTFLMSAO!!!

Quick, you guys see if Parias is done with the strait jacket, Nightweb's gonna be needing it.

[Guest Nightweb]

*lol* I am glad ya liked it.. Now I just kinda like mebbe have to write some more stuff about my nice, oh, big, yeah, pole! +)

And, I just kinda like want to thank Derek for making the game tho.. =) Its good..

*sings I'm Blue, Da Ba De..*

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Cmdr. Nightweb

Spectre Fleet

Chief Engineering Officer, Spectre StarStation.

ICV-SIS Wasa

'Stultitia in Vita, Iiustitia in Mors.'

[Adam Thomas]

ROTFL- Nightweb, thats what I call lateral thinking!

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Cmdr. A.R. Thomas

Spectre Fleet

Spectre StarStation

ICV-Victorinox

"A small mind is easily filled with faith"

ICQ: 33699963

[Guest]

*applause* More! More!

Hey, this lady is bound to become Bad Mojo's Bride!

(Night: Search for Bad Mojo and ye shall know why I say that *G*)

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Flt. Cmdr. Londono

GCV Usagi

*1st Squadron, *HellHound Wing

Stationed, *Starbase Hades

"Hard,Fast, Furious...FIRST!"

ICQ 6955087 EST

=Wraith Fleet=

[Parias]

Hahaha, that's good man!

[Guest]

Speaking of Bad Mojo, anyone seen him around lately?

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Commander Alun Tringad

GCV Black Falcon ISS03

Vice Fleet Leader - ISS Fleet

- Award for Gallantry

Staff Member at RPGClassics.com

[Eclipse]

/rp on

Nightweb, if you can transmit your last know coodinates, we can dispatch a shuttle from spectre to tow you in.

/rp off

LOL it was funny even at 2 in the morning

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Cmdr. Antilles

Spectre Fleet

Spectre Starstation

ICV- Eclipse

Chief Security Officer

Learning is not compulsory... Neither is survival.

[Guest Nightweb]

I will get back to you on the location coordinates when repairs to the radar system has been finished.. its really a mess over here!

*BZZT* Peck! No, get that cup *shccrrkpzzp* awa*Zzzt* from the console! *ffssszzzzcchhh*

*Communications Lost*

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Cmdr. Nightweb

Spectre Fleet

Chief Engineering Officer, Spectre StarStation.

ICV-SIS Wasa

'Stultitia in Vita, Iiustitia in Mors.'

[Guest aramike01]

ROTFLMAO!

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Cmdr. Michael Kristophers

Spectre Fleet

Commanding Officer, Spectre StarStation

ICV-Intrepid

Recruitment Officer

"You won't get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole!"

[Rattler]

ROTFLMAO!

(RP)

Launch the Alert Search And Reacue Units! Track that last transmission!

(/RP)

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Rattler, Insurgent One

Spectre Fleet

Spectre StarStation

ICV Necromancer

Official BC3K Tester

[email protected]

ICQ 12894104

"Long Live The Insurgency, Long Live Mother Earth, And Long Live Battlecruiser Developers and Fans!"

[Guest Nightweb]

*TZZKT*

'Spectre Fleet? Does anyone read me? This is Peck, the Captain is out cold with some sort of virus, we require medical supplies!'

'Coordinates are *tttttssccchhhhhhhhT*. Did you get that? Spectre fleet this is.. *TZT!*

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Cmdr. Nightweb

Spectre Fleet

Chief Engineering Officer, Spectre StarStation.

ICV-SIS Wasa

'Stultitia in Vita, Iiustitia in Mors.'

[Eclipse]

/rp on

ICV- SIS Wasa, respond.

This is Spectre Starstation, we request that you repeate the coordinates.

End transmission.

/rp off

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Cmdr. Antilles

Spectre Fleet

Spectre Starstation

ICV- Eclipse

Chief Security Officer

Learning is not compulsory... Neither is survival.