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Most dangerous? Hmm, there are many. Heres a few favorites :-

I Love You

Probably sent more men runnin for cover than the blitz. Men are not good at hearing that sorta thing. At least not until they get used to the idea .... if they stick around long enough to get used to it, that is.

Do I look fat in this?

This a lose / lose question. Whatever you say, it's going to be wrong. Women ask this only if they want a fight, or a guilt present. You say no, and they accuse you of 'Just saying that!' and lay on the guilt. You say yes, you get a broken nose. You hum n har about it (Lets call that dithering) and the eyes narrow, the hands clamp on hips and before you know it, you're obviously seeing another woman or are bored with the relationship. Exit stage right ...

You just get out of the pool, or somthing?

.... or any other reference a mans, um, manhood. Guys dont like this. Guys hate it in fact. Men are fragile, ego driven creatures. The worst thing in the world, no matter how liberal a guy *claims* to be, is to make any derogitory remarks (Even in jest) about his tackle.

... so I hear, anyway ...

Anyhow, Akuma? Are you not paying attention to fleet postings? Mail me this instant!

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Fleet Cmdr. Karl Savage

GCV - Tsunami, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Fleet Leader, ORION FLEET

www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk

'Here cometh the storm!'

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Hrm...Next question? Lemme think...What are the most dangerous words out of a womans mouth when in a relationship?


In the case of my lady, the words that scare the bejesus out of me are:

We have to talk

which, as you have probably guessed, actually means:

I have to talk

But for some strange reason these words are only used as a preamble when something's going wrong. I mean she never says "We have to talk, I'm impressed by this delicious dinner you've just cooked".

Fortunately, we don't "need to talk" very often wink.gif.

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Cmdr Nava, GCV Nemesis (Official BC3k tester)

[This message has been edited by Hector Socas Navarro (edited 02-14-2001).]

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Actually, the most dangerous thing out of a woman's mouth is not a word, but Three Solid Letters! DNA. Anything that she does or wants is excused because 'It's in her DNA!" wink.gif

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Insurgent One, Rattler

ICV Necromancer, Spectre HQ (Antis)

Commander-In-Chief,

Insurgency

Official Tester, Battlecruiser Series

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ICQ 12894104

"You can only love or hate something you truly understand"

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The more I see everybody post, the more thankful I am for MY marriage, no PMS, no "We need to Talk", none of that Garbage.

When we need to talk, we talk, openly, honestly, and no BS!! I can't remember the last time my wife and I even had a fight.

I feel real bad for 99.99% of you, And I have had a wonderful Valentines day, and tonight should be even more fun, HI,HI!! lol

So, off to the "LOVESHACK"!!! Have a good one people!! lol

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CMDR Jaguar

GCV Excelsior

This is not just a game, It's a life unto itself!!

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It's not my wife's PMS that worries me... When she get's that murderous look/I'm ticked look I just tell her how CUTE she looks! Then I'll get one of her goats (pet-peeves) out and trott it round the farm w/ a few wrowr-fftt-fftt(mad-cat sounds)... Before too long I'll have a charlie-horse and she's laughing. Nope, it's work that's bad.

I'll walk into an office and there is a woman standing there w/ a busted computer or printer. Unfortunately they DON'T come w/ a PMS meter stamped on their head! "Oh, I'm sooo glad you're here....." I HATE that line... Feels like I'm dancing around a nuclear warhead w/ a color-blind person telling me which wire to cut....

Oh well, it keeps life interesting.

Another trap.... they walk out w/ something different (hair, makeup, clothes, whatever) and ask "What do you think?"

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Commodore Wold

ICV-Drakr, Spectre HQ (Antis)

Commanding Officer, Spectre HQ

Spectre Fleet

ICQ 4669033

"You can only love or hate something you truly understand"

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Too bad you can't search for a wife with the same success as you search for stuff in Yahoo *grin*

Me? I aint married, dinnae look at me, matricide may yet be 8 years away.

Posted

Worst words? Easy...

"We need to talk."

That would be the "Welcome to Dumpsville population: You." portion of the relationship...

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ROFLMAO!!! My wife might have something to say about that, so, NO, I don't think so!! lol

And Valentines day was Vunderbar!!!!

CYA

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CMDR Jaguar

GCV Excelsior

This is not just a game, It's a life unto itself!!

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I think the "We need to talk" Is the worst because usually it does mean that somthing's wrong in the relationship...And YOU'RE in trouble!

Heh....Going to cranbrook to visit Foss! yea!!

And Blades? If you want me to mail you...What's you're e-mail? **ducks for cover** Okay okay I'm sorry!!!!!

Hrm...Next question I guess, if you could have any female celebraty (Can't spell it) who would it be?

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Commander Akuma Minako

GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Deterrence Battle Group

www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk

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Hrm...Next question I guess, if you could have any female celebraty (Can't spell it) who would it be?

Hummmmm, well, the answer to that question for me is my first and current wife! biggrin.gif

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Commodore Wold

ICV-Drakr, Spectre HQ (Antis)

Commanding Officer, Spectre HQ

Spectre Fleet

ICQ 4669033

"You can only love or hate something you truly understand"

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Either Lum from Urusei Yatsura, or Washu from Tenchi Muyo (hey, I could do with someone capable of overclocking my computer without making it explode!). Of course, rumor places that Ranma chick at being pretty nice too... wink.gif

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Commodore. Parias

ICV-Galatae, Sanctuary Storage Facility (Sygan)

Balor Fleet

ICQ 1293359

Staff member at HardNews

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Parias almost dragged me down the anime line, but this thread has asked a serious question (umm I think).

There are 2 candidates: The girl from the 5th Element, or the girl that playes Ezri Dax in DS9 biggrin.gif

You work for Wizards of the Coast right Akuma? Do they have a website with the prices of vintage cards? I got meself some Shivan Dragons, Royal Assassins, Black Lotus.. from version 4 and 3 I think. (Talking about Magic the Gathering).

Ah, the days when I had time for such stuff...and other geeks to play with. =P

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Akuma: You either have an insatiable curiosity or this is all preperations for some sort of really wierd invasion.

Well to answer your question... hmm... that's tough... I guess err... I'de have to go with Wold's first and current wife!

JOKE!!!! *JUST KIDDING*!!! =D

No uh... *ahem*... uh Tori Amos is pretty darn cute (sweet, elegant and swears consantly!). Nicole Kidman is definitly on the list as well... either of those girls from Crouching Tiger (or hey, both) they can kick my @$$ any day, and that girl from the Whole Nine Yards... Amanda Peet?

[This message has been edited by Vorpal (edited 02-21-2001).]

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Firstly not exactly working for Wizards of the Coast just yet but you can go to their webpage...I believe it's www.wizardsofthecoast.net but I can double check for ya. Heh. I'm back from cranbrook btw!

And yes...this is a wierd invasion...Keep on you're toes..Uwahahahahahahaaaaaackcoughwheeze...

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Commander Akuma Minako

GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Deterrence Battle Group

www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk

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Commodore. Parias

ICV-Galatae, Sanctuary Storage Facility (Sygan)

Balor Fleet

ICQ 1293359

Staff member at HardNews

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HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

again, lobster magnet

HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHHAAAAA........ouch! hahahaha!

Hey, the Akuma girl is sick, did ya know?

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Commander Epsilon 5

GCV - StalkerIV, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Deterrence Battle Group

www.orionfleet.com

'This Far, No Farther!'

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**cough hack** hey! **cough cough hack** Don't tell anyone!!! **wheeze** I'll be okay....don worry bout me...Getting better by the hour.... cwm1.gif

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Commander Akuma Minako

GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Deterrence Battle Group

www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk

Posted

"Hey, the Akuma girl is sick, did ya know?"

Nope. Get well Akuma!

At least the invasion has been stopped... for now.

The End... ?

Posted

The war will never be over! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

**pulls out a multi-cloning device of somesort and aims it at Tac...Creating an army of Goldfish.**

Go get him my minions!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

**cough hack wheeze**

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Commander Akuma Minako

GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS)

Deterrence Battle Group

www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk

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