Blades Posted February 14, 2001 Report Posted February 14, 2001 Most dangerous? Hmm, there are many. Heres a few favorites :-I Love YouProbably sent more men runnin for cover than the blitz. Men are not good at hearing that sorta thing. At least not until they get used to the idea .... if they stick around long enough to get used to it, that is. Do I look fat in this?This a lose / lose question. Whatever you say, it's going to be wrong. Women ask this only if they want a fight, or a guilt present. You say no, and they accuse you of 'Just saying that!' and lay on the guilt. You say yes, you get a broken nose. You hum n har about it (Lets call that dithering) and the eyes narrow, the hands clamp on hips and before you know it, you're obviously seeing another woman or are bored with the relationship. Exit stage right ...You just get out of the pool, or somthing?.... or any other reference a mans, um, manhood. Guys dont like this. Guys hate it in fact. Men are fragile, ego driven creatures. The worst thing in the world, no matter how liberal a guy *claims* to be, is to make any derogitory remarks (Even in jest) about his tackle.... so I hear, anyway ...Anyhow, Akuma? Are you not paying attention to fleet postings? Mail me this instant!------------------ Fleet Cmdr. Karl Savage GCV - Tsunami, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Fleet Leader, ORION FLEET www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk'Here cometh the storm!'
Hector Socas Navarro Posted February 14, 2001 Report Posted February 14, 2001 quote: Hrm...Next question? Lemme think...What are the most dangerous words out of a womans mouth when in a relationship? In the case of my lady, the words that scare the bejesus out of me are:We have to talkwhich, as you have probably guessed, actually means:I have to talkBut for some strange reason these words are only used as a preamble when something's going wrong. I mean she never says "We have to talk, I'm impressed by this delicious dinner you've just cooked".Fortunately, we don't "need to talk" very often . ------------------ See you out there, among the starsCmdr Nava, GCV Nemesis (Official BC3k tester)[This message has been edited by Hector Socas Navarro (edited 02-14-2001).]
Guest Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 "I do" From that moment on, you're in BIG trouble.
Epsilon 5 Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 quote:"I do"Who says it first? the man or the lad?------------------ Commander Epsilon 5 GCV - StalkerIV, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk 'This Far, No Farther!'
Rattler Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 Actually, the most dangerous thing out of a woman's mouth is not a word, but Three Solid Letters! DNA. Anything that she does or wants is excused because 'It's in her DNA!" ------------------ Insurgent One, Rattler ICV Necromancer, Spectre HQ (Antis) Commander-In-Chief, Insurgency Official Tester, Battlecruiser Series [email protected] ICQ 12894104"You can only love or hate something you truly understand"
Guest Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 The more I see everybody post, the more thankful I am for MY marriage, no PMS, no "We need to Talk", none of that Garbage.When we need to talk, we talk, openly, honestly, and no BS!! I can't remember the last time my wife and I even had a fight.I feel real bad for 99.99% of you, And I have had a wonderful Valentines day, and tonight should be even more fun, HI,HI!! lolSo, off to the "LOVESHACK"!!! Have a good one people!! lol ------------------ CMDR Jaguar GCV Excelsior This is not just a game, It's a life unto itself!!
Wold Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 It's not my wife's PMS that worries me... When she get's that murderous look/I'm ticked look I just tell her how CUTE she looks! Then I'll get one of her goats (pet-peeves) out and trott it round the farm w/ a few wrowr-fftt-fftt(mad-cat sounds)... Before too long I'll have a charlie-horse and she's laughing. Nope, it's work that's bad.I'll walk into an office and there is a woman standing there w/ a busted computer or printer. Unfortunately they DON'T come w/ a PMS meter stamped on their head! "Oh, I'm sooo glad you're here....." I HATE that line... Feels like I'm dancing around a nuclear warhead w/ a color-blind person telling me which wire to cut....Oh well, it keeps life interesting.Another trap.... they walk out w/ something different (hair, makeup, clothes, whatever) and ask "What do you think?"------------------ Commodore Wold ICV-Drakr, Spectre HQ (Antis) Commanding Officer, Spectre HQ Spectre FleetICQ 4669033 "You can only love or hate something you truly understand"
Guest Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 Too bad you can't search for a wife with the same success as you search for stuff in Yahoo *grin*Me? I aint married, dinnae look at me, matricide may yet be 8 years away.
Guest Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 Worst words? Easy... "We need to talk."That would be the "Welcome to Dumpsville population: You." portion of the relationship...
Hector Socas Navarro Posted February 15, 2001 Report Posted February 15, 2001 Ok, Jaguar. You're such a cool guy! Would you marry me? ------------------ See you out there, among the starsCmdr Nava, GCV Nemesis (Official BC3k tester)[This message has been edited by Hector Socas Navarro (edited 02-15-2001).]
Guest Posted February 16, 2001 Report Posted February 16, 2001 ROFLMAO!!! My wife might have something to say about that, so, NO, I don't think so!! lolAnd Valentines day was Vunderbar!!!!CYA ------------------ CMDR Jaguar GCV Excelsior This is not just a game, It's a life unto itself!!
Akuma Minako Posted February 18, 2001 Author Report Posted February 18, 2001 I think the "We need to talk" Is the worst because usually it does mean that somthing's wrong in the relationship...And YOU'RE in trouble! Heh....Going to cranbrook to visit Foss! yea!! And Blades? If you want me to mail you...What's you're e-mail? **ducks for cover** Okay okay I'm sorry!!!!! Hrm...Next question I guess, if you could have any female celebraty (Can't spell it) who would it be?------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk
Wold Posted February 18, 2001 Report Posted February 18, 2001 quote:Hrm...Next question I guess, if you could have any female celebraty (Can't spell it) who would it be?Hummmmm, well, the answer to that question for me is my first and current wife! ------------------ Commodore Wold ICV-Drakr, Spectre HQ (Antis) Commanding Officer, Spectre HQ Spectre FleetICQ 4669033 "You can only love or hate something you truly understand"
Parias Posted February 18, 2001 Report Posted February 18, 2001 Either Lum from Urusei Yatsura, or Washu from Tenchi Muyo (hey, I could do with someone capable of overclocking my computer without making it explode!). Of course, rumor places that Ranma chick at being pretty nice too... ------------------ Commodore. Parias ICV-Galatae, Sanctuary Storage Facility (Sygan) Balor Fleet ICQ 1293359 Staff member at HardNews
Guest Posted February 19, 2001 Report Posted February 19, 2001 Parias almost dragged me down the anime line, but this thread has asked a serious question (umm I think).There are 2 candidates: The girl from the 5th Element, or the girl that playes Ezri Dax in DS9 You work for Wizards of the Coast right Akuma? Do they have a website with the prices of vintage cards? I got meself some Shivan Dragons, Royal Assassins, Black Lotus.. from version 4 and 3 I think. (Talking about Magic the Gathering).Ah, the days when I had time for such stuff...and other geeks to play with. =P
Guest Posted February 21, 2001 Report Posted February 21, 2001 Akuma: You either have an insatiable curiosity or this is all preperations for some sort of really wierd invasion.Well to answer your question... hmm... that's tough... I guess err... I'de have to go with Wold's first and current wife! JOKE!!!! *JUST KIDDING*!!! =DNo uh... *ahem*... uh Tori Amos is pretty darn cute (sweet, elegant and swears consantly!). Nicole Kidman is definitly on the list as well... either of those girls from Crouching Tiger (or hey, both) they can kick my @$$ any day, and that girl from the Whole Nine Yards... Amanda Peet? [This message has been edited by Vorpal (edited 02-21-2001).]
Akuma Minako Posted February 22, 2001 Author Report Posted February 22, 2001 Firstly not exactly working for Wizards of the Coast just yet but you can go to their webpage...I believe it's www.wizardsofthecoast.net but I can double check for ya. Heh. I'm back from cranbrook btw! And yes...this is a wierd invasion...Keep on you're toes..Uwahahahahahahaaaaaackcoughwheeze...------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk
Guest Posted February 27, 2001 Report Posted February 27, 2001 ATTACK OF THE 20 FOOT CANADIAN MANGA WOMEN!! In Terror Vision!!
Akuma Minako Posted March 1, 2001 Author Report Posted March 1, 2001 [bold] RAWR!!!! [/bold] ------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk
Parias Posted March 1, 2001 Report Posted March 1, 2001 ------------------ Commodore. Parias ICV-Galatae, Sanctuary Storage Facility (Sygan) Balor Fleet ICQ 1293359 Staff member at HardNews
Guest Posted March 1, 2001 Report Posted March 1, 2001 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!HAHAHAHAAA!!!Oh my... http://www.512productions.com/lobstermagnet/index.html
Epsilon 5 Posted March 1, 2001 Report Posted March 1, 2001 HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!again, lobster magnetHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHHAAAAA........ouch! hahahaha!Hey, the Akuma girl is sick, did ya know?------------------ Commander Epsilon 5 GCV - StalkerIV, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orionfleet.com 'This Far, No Farther!'
Akuma Minako Posted March 1, 2001 Author Report Posted March 1, 2001 **cough hack** hey! **cough cough hack** Don't tell anyone!!! **wheeze** I'll be okay....don worry bout me...Getting better by the hour.... ------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk
Guest Posted March 1, 2001 Report Posted March 1, 2001 "Hey, the Akuma girl is sick, did ya know?"Nope. Get well Akuma! At least the invasion has been stopped... for now.The End... ?
Akuma Minako Posted March 5, 2001 Author Report Posted March 5, 2001 The war will never be over! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! **pulls out a multi-cloning device of somesort and aims it at Tac...Creating an army of Goldfish.** Go get him my minions!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! **cough hack wheeze**------------------ Commander Akuma Minako GCV - Tenchi, Orion Starstation (CENTRIS) Deterrence Battle Group www.orion-hq.fsnet.co.uk
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