Guest Posted October 20, 2001 Report Posted October 20, 2001 http://www.cryptoapps.com/~cw/Attack_on_Taliban.mp3 I feel their pain....RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!
ShoHashi Posted October 20, 2001 Report Posted October 20, 2001 Yep..that did bring a chuckle to me as well, Tac!
Guest Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 Hey, it IS a weapon system that is very effective. I feel like dying every time I am attacked with it...
Menchise Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 Nobody deserves that kind of torture!
Guest Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 http://www.yonkis.ya.com/imagenes5/guerra/talibammm.swf This one is just *too* good heeehee..
ShoHashi Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 That was a good one too, Tac! Sheesh, where do you find these?
Guest Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 Saw this one on Free Republic, yes it is very funny!! ROFLMAO!!!
Guest Posted October 21, 2001 Report Posted October 21, 2001 Some of Derek's ultra internet surfing powers are rubbing on me. That and I saw them posted on other forums
Guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Posted November 2, 2001 Thought that I would bump this and add a couple of jokes that I found over at FR.Here's the First. quote: Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog. Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog." And another quote: I heard that they captured Bin Lauden. They sprayed Viagra over Afganistan and the little Pr--K stood up and they nailed him. And another, This one is old, but a bit of a twist. quote: Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan and Iraq, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan and Iraq. Bush(a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." Bush says, "Fill it to the top with equal amounts of pig fat and concrete." I think that's all for now, Hope you enjoyed, the first one just about knocked out of my chair!!
Guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Posted November 2, 2001 Or for something a little different, a bit of a download 2.3 megs, but hilarious!!! I'm in tears, I am laughing so hard!!!Why Palestinians Throw Rocks
Guest Posted November 3, 2001 Report Posted November 3, 2001 Hehehehehehe.... very good.Check out:http://www.lafghanistan.com
warren126692 Posted November 3, 2001 Report Posted November 3, 2001 hay try about.com they have hundreds of thoes types of animations and games!!!about.comtake a look!!!! very funny![ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: warreng ]
Guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Posted November 17, 2001 Tac, they took your original and tried to improve on it, I liked the original better, only because you could use your imagination as far as seeing it was concerned.Anyway, here's the Link to it.Oh no, It's Mr' BEAN!!! lol
Guest Posted November 20, 2001 Report Posted November 20, 2001 OK, since that one seemed to be a flop, I decided to add another joke to the thread here, it is off topic, but I didn't want to start another thread for it.Did you hear that they are planning a texas version of survivor?All it requires is that you drive from one side of Texas to the other.The catch?You have to drive a yugo with a HUGE bumper sticker that says....."I'm gay, I'm an environmentalist, I voted for Gore, and I am here to take your guns!!"LOL
Emmett.hendrick Posted November 20, 2001 Report Posted November 20, 2001 ROTFLMAO Oh please stop no more!
Guest Posted November 21, 2001 Report Posted November 21, 2001 Predictions for The Year 2035 > > >Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported > > >legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking > > > > > >Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock > > > > > >Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of > > >The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon) > > > > > >Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at > > >least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels > > > > > >George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036 > > > > > >35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss Alabama > > >lowers age of consent for girls from eight to six Nursing home event > > >Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper > > > > > >Texas executes last remaining citizen > > > > > >Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants > > > > > >Baby conceived naturally: Scientists stumped > > > > > >Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for $4 6 million > > > > > >Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles > > > > > >Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches > > > > > >Microsoft announces they have perfected their newest version of > > >Windows So it crashes BEFORE installation is completed > > > > > >Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour; > > >American-owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA > > > > > >White minority in USA demands civil rights and reparations > > > > > >New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and > > >baseball bats be registered by January 2036
TARWMSRK Posted November 21, 2001 Report Posted November 21, 2001 Well, if that was funny then you should check this out: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/content.php?id=33641
Charles Lindsey Posted November 21, 2001 Report Posted November 21, 2001 quote:LOL! Why did I know Menchise would like that?
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