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Bin Laden offers US one last chance to Surrender


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That guy is such a loon. His threats are so pathetic it makes me laugh. He even looks pathetic.

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Oh, man. Gotta love The Onion. I especially like this:

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The Onion:

"The noose is tightening," said Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar, gnawing on a dead horse's hoof. "With every Taliban soldier you capture or kill, your selection of enemies grows more limited. Our remaining soldiers, on the other hand, enjoy a virtually limitless array of Allied soldiers to shoot. Before long, it will be virtually impossible for you to find someone to engage on the field of battle. Then, victory will be ours."

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