Guest Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the sametime getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this? Sincerely, Bill Clinton [ 03-22-2002, 12:25: Message edited by: Tac ]
hazzig Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Since not every muslim is a terrorist this could be a problem.
aramike Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Has: Since not every muslim is a terrorist this could be a problem.Humor is lost upon some...
Fendi Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Has: Since not every muslim is a terrorist this could be a problem.Then non terrorrist ones would be in first class. Hell they would probably have their own special cubicles.
rkaprows Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Tell the airlines to disable power to launch control... Oh sorry I was thinking of a different kind of hijacking. [ 03-23-2002, 18:02: Message edited by: Unknown_Saint ]
Epsilon 5 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Fendi: quote:Originally posted by Has: Since not every muslim is a terrorist this could be a problem.Then non terrorrist ones would be in first class. Hell they would probably have their own special cubicles.How do you determine who's a Terrorist and who isn't?
Fendi Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Epsilon 5: How do you determine who's a Terrorist and who isn't?The one without the explosive shoes.
Scrivener Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 Or just limit flight eligibility to agnostic, upper-class, white folk. That always seems to do the trick. *cough*
Guest Grayfox Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 simple soloution right here. put pigs on the plane. something to do with muslims not getting into paradise or something if they die with a filthy animal like a pig (i guess thats why they dont eat pork). so, if we put pigs on planes in the cargo hold, and announce it before takeoff, the hijackers that are muslim will prolly think twice about downing the plane. IF theyre true muslim that is.
Wolferz Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 All they need to do is advertise in flight meals as being strictly pork. When the next bozo tries to hi-jack the plane, the stewardi could throw the chops at them.
Guest Posted March 24, 2002 Report Posted March 24, 2002 quote:Originally posted by EP5 How do you determine who's a Terrorist and who isn't? Well, let's see, first if a person is of arabic descent, between the ages of 19 and 35, has a Saudi or Yemen passport or a number of other countries. Payed cash for the ticket, went to some pilot training school in the US for 3 months, is rude to every person they see. Seems to act irrationally or very nervous. That I think pretty much covers it, don't ya think? Also if a person is white, black, asian, American Indian etc, etc, most likely they are not a terrorist, 99.99% of the time, so this thing against racial profiling for terrorists is a crock. Yes, politically incorrect, but I couldn't care less. The terrorists match the above profile pretty darn closely, so why not profile for them, strip searching 80 year old women is not gonna help.
Guest Grayfox Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 and its just downright nasty... ick i close my eyes and i can STILL see it... they dont make enough beer in the world to help me forget this... thx jag
Fendi Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Grayfox: simple soloution right here. put pigs on the plane.Newsflash, Jews also can't eat pork. [ 03-25-2002, 08:19: Message edited by: Fendi ]
echo Posted March 25, 2002 Report Posted March 25, 2002 Wow you guys! I don't know what I think the worse visual is, the comment about the 80 year old lady, or mentioning pigs and stippers at the same time. Either will keep me off a plane though. xoxoxo
Guest Grayfox Posted March 26, 2002 Report Posted March 26, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Fendi: Newsflash, Jews also can't eat pork lol i didnt mean to eat. i know jewish people cant eat swine, i meant just have live pigs on board in the cargo hold. the plane blows, that means they die with a filthy animal, hence they dont go to paradise.
Fendi Posted March 26, 2002 Report Posted March 26, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Grayfox: quote:Originally posted by Fendi: Newsflash, Jews also can't eat pork lol i didnt mean to eat. i know jewish people cant eat swine, i meant just have live pigs on board in the cargo hold. the plane blows, that means they die with a filthy animal, hence they dont go to paradise.Thats even worse then. Health and safety agency would surely not appreciate this.....unless they were b**bed.
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