Guest Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 Addition to the Atomic Chart New Element Discovered . . called ... Administratium A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it. ---------------------------- Scientists now working on "Resnigium", rumored to be a heavy isotope caused by a heavy concentration of morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 Very funny... but could you work on the paragraph layout? (getting rid of empty lines and making it larger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urza Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 Very cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 Interesting... I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 I think it loses its funny if you read it in a big paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Elio Jason Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 lol i'll try testing "Shirlyum". caused by the amounts of really REALLY stupid postings! *Warning: May cause person to have more than 1 personality. Such as Fabio aka blah blah blah and will cause effetcs such as stupidity, therefore leading to Resnigium.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2002 Report Share Posted May 11, 2002 http://sandrx.fromru.com/Vorbereitung_Bundesligafinale.avi The dog...is shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 11, 2002 Report Share Posted May 11, 2002 That's damn funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon 5 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Share Posted May 11, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Tac: http://sandrx.fromru.com/Vorbereitung_Bundesligafinale.avi The dog...is shirley.ROTFLMAO! oh, so cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrai Posted May 11, 2002 Report Share Posted May 11, 2002 LOL, too funny, gotta show my friends both those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Elio Jason Posted May 12, 2002 Report Share Posted May 12, 2002 LMAO feel bad for the dog though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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