WhoÆs that in my casket?

[Guest]

This was too funny not to post, it is news, not a joke, so I am putting it in here.

MSNBC

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Man presumed dead in train accident calls daughter at own funeralThe Associated Press

Updated: 4:40 p.m. ET Sept. 17, 2004TORONTO - Dane Squires was late for his own funeral.

At least it seemed that way after people gathered Thursday at a Toronto funeral home to mourn the retired welder from Newfoundland, whom they believed had been hit by a train.

Relatives of Squires were watching the casket being loaded into a hearse when his daughter Trina was told she had an important phone call.

Her father was on the other end.

"She totally, totally lost it," Squires' brother Gilbert said.

"She said, `There's a ghost talking to me on the phone. Please somebody try to make sense out of this because I'm losing my mind.'"

Squires was initially identified as the man who was hit by a commuter train last Friday night. The body was badly mutilated in the accident but still fit Squires' description, police said. Authorities haven't yet identified the victim.

"He went to my sister's house, and whoever answered the door fainted," said Gilbert Squires, noting his brother didn't become aware of the confusion until he read his own obituary in the newspaper.

Squires' sister identified the dead man as her brother after viewing the body at the coroner's office this week, police said.

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Too fricking good, he didn't show up for his own funeral!! LOL

[LostInSpace]

You should have titled this thread LIFE AFTER DEATH . Good story though, Classic.

[echo]

WOW...Makes for a fun after party!

[Guest Grayfox]

reminds me of "love at first bite" when george hamilton (dracula) pops out of that casket in that baptist church... swapped caskets at the airport.

i bet that family is happy as hell tho... but the question still remains... who IS in the casket?