Commander Elio Jason

LMAO! that's gonna be a blockbuster lol

the half Terran freak is still here but i cant fnd ya a job yet!

I saw Kalshion coming towards our spot at the transporter location. I hadn't failed to noticed the Questar that he had obviously blown up. "OK team. We're going back to our ship. Ou rreenforcements will probably make this an official base on Gammula." I said. I instantly gave the order to beam us up. We where in my ship in a blink of an eye. "OK team. Let the explosives detonate." I said. We all pressed the buttons for the explosives we had layed down. "OK. You guys should get some rest. We should get a message from GalCom Command soon. I'll be on the bridge." I said and walked off towards the bridge.

quote:Originally posted by Rosko: quote:Originally posted by Commander Elio Jason: thank god i have a Gammulan AE! Traitor...(that was in a worms voice btw ) your still jealous!

but of coruse Santa Claus and Sasquatch always throw parties with the pilots of the UFOs!

please! i don't want to know Gammulans are among us!

thank god i have a Gammulan AE!

she should be ok have faith and pray for her even if you don't know where she is

The Proof of it. honestly i thoght it was a hoax all along.

WWWOOOAAAHHHHH!

you didn't go to HELL.com did you? [ 12-07-2002, 08:18 AM: Message edited by: Commander Elio Jason ]

lol President Moron was what i came up with lol

honestly forget Wal Mart. go to your local Best Buy. they always have a big selection of games. i think the biggest section they have is the PC game section. i've been to 2 Best Buys so i don't need much more proof. i've been playing teen and mature games for awhile though and im 14. my dad KNOWS i play Ghost Recon. he sat behind me and worked on his labtop and knew it was some type of military game.

congrats Jaguar! be proud!

wow talk about boredom. if you ever are going to start an RP and need someone in it. give me a call.

and spell VERSUS right next time

PC Gamer gave EnB an 80% score(around there). by the time BCO comes out eveyone will be saying "Earth and what?" referring to EnB.

Gammula I checked my area. I saw about 20 taks and maybe 100 Elite Marines. "Ah. Just a wealk in the park." I said "We;ve been throught tougher." one of ym Marines commented I gave a hand signal to ready for attack. 2 Marines readied there missiles. I gave another hand signal to fire. I saw the rocket leave it's launcher and smack right into a tank. It was in flames in an instant. Another hand singal and my other marines fired at Elite marines. I soon jonied in there fire. We keep ourselves close to the Anti-tankers to keep em safe. I heard a few more explosions and knew more tanks where gone. In some minutes we had whittlesd down 100 marines to about 5. The tanks where all scrap now. "OK team. Take out the radio post." i said We saw a marine running for the radio post. We gunned him down quick though. "Hit it with rockets." I said The Marines fired rockets at the building and it was soon burned to a crisp. "OK team. Split up. Place explosives on every building. Basically, hit everything. Randesvouz at the transporter point." I said We split up and began tagging the targets. I took a look around. I saw many, many dead Gammulan bodies lying on the floor. I also saw many tanks in flames. "And we didn't even use a R.A.N.D.OM." i sighed. I placed my explosives where I need to. Including a nuclear plant. "Sir all buildings have explosives in them." I heard a marine say. "Don't place any in the main base. We can use this as a front for attacking the Gammulans." i said. "But sir. We'll need re-enforcements to help reenforce the base." he responded. "I know." I said. In instant GalCom troops, tanks, and supply vehicles surrounded the base. "OK everyone. When all explosives on all buildings have been placed. We detonate them." I radioed my team and the re-enforcements. So far so good.

good things it's not chicken day!

I am a Base-defender. What's mine is mine, and I make sure everyone knows it. Nobody invades my space without permission - I'd destroy everything I own before letting someone take it from me. I tend to be forward-facing, which is both a strength and a weakness.

check out the James Bond site at: This site i've only been around for all of Pierce's bond films. love them all but i think "The World was Not Enough" came out pretty bad. even the title on that one. my dad who has been aroun dto see mostly all of the James Bond films told me it was good in his opinion. IMO hands down this is one of the best Bond films made. now post if your ownly going to talk about the movie. PLEASE!

I checked my pockets again jsut to make sure I hd the encrypter since i was close to Kalshion. I heard gunfire. I gave the marine that had been quietly following me a hand signal to hold his position. I crept forward staying along the hall. It was dark. Had gunfire hit the lights? I could still see well though and continued forward. That's when I saw a Gammulan and Kalshion fighting. Kalshion saw but i gave him a hand signal to shh. I crept up behind the Gammulan. I took out my silenced pistol. I immediately swung the butt of my pistol at the Gammulan. He had quick reflexes so he rolled quickly forward into a wall that blocked our gunshots. Without thinking I rolled a gas grenade towards him. He fell to the ground asleep. The marine came behind me and got hold of the Gammulan. "Take him to the prison. I'll give you an update what to do next." i told the marine He did his orders and took the Gammulan away. I put my pistol away. "Let's go Kalshion. GalCom has authorized an attack." i said. Bridge "OK. TacOps confirms the base having plenty of anti-missile defenses. As well as some tanks and elite marines." my first officer said. I slung my rifle over my shoulder and said, "OK. Beam us to this position. I'll give you a heads up when we're ready to come back." I said. Transporter Room Everything seemed like a blur to me now. I found myself in the transporter room with 8 of my best marines and Kalshion. I gave a heads up for transportation. Gammula We quickly found ourselves on Gammula. "Team Alpha will go in and elimnate mariens and tanks. Bravo team takes the anti-missile defenses." I quickly ordered I had put Kalshion in charge of Bravo team. I could only hoped it would all work.

Awakening i woke up slowly. I found myself in my own medibay. "Sir welcome back."a medic said. "Ugh. What happened?" i asked "You fainted sir. Soon as you got on the ship. You had 2 wounds ffrom guns on you. We patched you up quick." he replied. "Kalshion?" i said "He's ok. He's in his quarters." the medi said "Does he have anything else useful from the mission on Gammula?" i said "Yes sir. He found a transport's files. They where encrypted." he said. "OK. Get me my encrpyter and let's go to Kalshion and encrypt the message." i said [ 11-25-2002, 07:16 PM: Message edited by: Commander Elio Jason ]

here's the original Who joke: Abbott: Alright, now whaddya want? Costello: Now look, I'm the head of the sports department. I gotta know the baseball players' names. Do you know the guys' names? Abbott: Oh sure. Costello: So you go ahead and tell me some of their names. Abbott: Well, I'll introduce you to the boys. You know sometimes nowadays they give ballplayers peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names. Abbott: Nicknames, pet names, like Dizzy Dean - Costello: His brother Daffy - Abbott: Daffy Dean - Costello: And their cousin! Abbott: Who's that? Costello: Goofy! Abbott: Goofy, huh? Now let's see. We have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Costello: You know the fellows' names? Abbott: Certainly! Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes! Costello: I mean the fellow's name! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first! Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy playing first! Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Now whaddya askin' me for? Abbott: I'm telling you Who is on first. Costello: Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first! Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Have you got a contract with the first baseman? Abbott: Absolutely. Costello: Who signs the contract? Abbott: Well, naturally! Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it. Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. Costello: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: Oh, no - wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third - now we're not talkin' 'bout him. Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? Abbott: You mentioned his name! Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No - Who's playing first. Costello: Never mind first - I wanna know what's the guy's name on third. Abbott: No - What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: Aaah! Would you please stay on third base and don't go off it? Abbott: What was it you wanted? Costello: Now who's playin' third base? Abbott: Now why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: Why? Who am I putting over there? Abbott: Yes. But we don't want him there. Costello: What's the guy's name on third base? Abbott: What belongs on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: You got an outfield? Abbott: Oh yes! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you. Costello: Alright, then tell me who's playin' left field. Abbott: Who is playing fir- Costello: STAY OUTTA THE INFIELD! I wanna know what's the left fielder's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field. Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today? Abbott: I'm tellin' you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you going to tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on fir- Costello: I'll break your arm if you say Who's on first. I wanna know what's the pitcher's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Oh, absolutely. Costello: The catcher's name. Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we've got is a couple of days on the team. Abbott: Well, I can't help that. Costello: Well, I'm a catcher too. Abbott: I know that. Costello: Now suppose that I'm catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and their heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Tomorrow throws the ball. The batter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I wanna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! Abbott: Well, that's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: If I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta catch it. Now who caught it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who caught it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Yes. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: NO, NO, NO! You throw the ball to first base and Who gets it? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's right. There we go. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: You don't! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Abbott: You're not saying it that way. Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You don't - you throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally! Abbott: Well, say that! Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: SAME AS YOU!! I throw the ball to first base and who gets it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who has it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What was that? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop. gotta lvoe the classics

saw the movie. great acting, plenty of action, and a good amount of funny scenes. i give it a definite 10/10. this one should not be missed