Guest Posted May 4, 2001 Report Posted May 4, 2001 In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a Spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face" (2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".Gotta love it!!!! lol
Guest Posted May 5, 2001 Report Posted May 5, 2001 Hehehe, that's gotta be the first joke i've heard involving bush, without a mention of the white stuff
Menchise Posted May 8, 2001 Report Posted May 8, 2001 Bush has the funniest looking smirk I've ever seen when he laughs. It's like a combination of Robert De Niro and Goofy.
Akuma Minako Posted May 8, 2001 Report Posted May 8, 2001 lol! That was great! Now come up with one about Jean Cretchien and Ralph Klein and I'll be on the floor laughing.... Long pause... But you don't know who they are do you....Crazy Americans.
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