Supreme Cmdr Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 LOL!!! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.
Fendi Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 So that means you actually have to GAIN your virginity instead of LOSING it?
Blades Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 I dunno ... theres somthing about the thought of a reverse orgasm that scares the sh!t outta me.
Fendi Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 Just imagine having a poo and then pressing the reverse button.......
Real_Lucas Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 LOL!Fendi, didn't they hint at that in one of the Red Dwarf episodes when the Cat decides he has to go "behind the bushes" on the backwards earth.hilarious.
Blades Posted July 26, 2001 Report Posted July 26, 2001 Go read Backwards, the follow up to Red Dwarf By Grant/Naylor. Some of whats described in the backwards reality is groin clenchingly nauseating. Brilliant stuff.
Outlaw Posted August 16, 2001 Report Posted August 16, 2001 Hehe, George Carlin is the best damn stand-up comedian I have ever seen. A true realist IMO. His best work IMO is definitely the HBO aired "Your all Diseased". Great for the whole family. A must see!
Guest Posted August 17, 2001 Report Posted August 17, 2001 I got an MP3 of his "F&CK the Kids" routine. "School uniforms: Baad theory.The idea that if kids wear school uniforms it helps keep order. Dont schools do enough damage making all these kids THINK ALIKE? Now they want them to LOOK ALIKE too? And its not a new idea. I once saw an old newsreel from the 1930's, but it was hard to understand what was being said because the narration was in German."You gotta love this guy. He should have his own show on Comedy Central
Epsilon 5 Posted August 17, 2001 Report Posted August 17, 2001 quote:Originally posted by Tac: Dont schools do enough damage making all these kids THINK ALIKE? Now they want them to LOOK ALIKE too?Yeah, if people want the kids to wear uniforms, send them to military school!
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