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This morning a radio station was playing a word matching game. They were to provide a seed word to an intern and the caller was to try to guess the same as the intern. If you got it you won tickets or something.

The first word was "New"

All I could think of was America.

Isn't that just terrible?

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That reminds me of an old 70's game called "Match Game". I think they're still running reruns on Game Show Network.

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Gameshow network?

Thats just LOW. What's next? The rancidYogurt network?

Gee wiizz

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Gameshow network? that's nothing..there are tons of stupid networks in the states. A few that spring to mind are;

The fireplace channel (24 hours of fireplace video footage).

The Aquarium Network (24 hour video footage of different fishbowls and aquariums).

what I think would be very scary is something like "The Prostate inspection channel" or "Name that turd"....no wait, that would be a tv show....give it time.

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I can hardly wait till they come out with the "Watching Grass Grow" Network...Oh wait we do have that! It's called the Golf network.

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"The fireplace channel (24 hours of fireplace video footage).

The Aquarium Network (24 hour video footage of different fishbowls and aquariums"

Youve GOT to be kidding me. Those actually exist?

Man no wonder aliens dont make contact. The crap we spilling into space...wow.

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quote:

Originally posted by Luc:

The fireplace channel (24 hours of fireplace video footage).

Great channel; did you see the episode where the log was burning? Awesome.

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quote:

Originally posted by pkzip:

Great channel; did you see the episode where the log was burning? Awesome.

Don't tell me you missed the spot where you see A HUMAN HAND putting a new log in the fire????

Guest Macon De'Witt
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There is a roumor that they are gona make a "Firplace chanel" MOVIE! They asked Richard Pryor to play one of the logs but he refused so they are still working out the details ...

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I hear Keanu Reeves auditioned for the role but wasnt accepted because his acting was too wooden.

... tumbleweed blows accross the forum ...

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Blades ]

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