Guest Posted March 11, 2002 Report Posted March 11, 2002 In The Year 2035 Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon),Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss Alabama lowers age of consent for girls from eight to six Nursing home event Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper Texas executes last remaining citizen Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants Baby conceived naturally: Scientists stumped Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for $4 6 million Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches Microsoft announces they have perfected their newest version of Windows So it crashes BEFORE installation is completed Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour;American-owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA White minority in USA demands civil rights and reparations New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered by January 2036
Soback Posted March 11, 2002 Report Posted March 11, 2002 LOL. That's funny, but the sad part is --> some of it might actually come true.
Epsilon 5 Posted March 12, 2002 Report Posted March 12, 2002 ROTFLMAO!! quote:Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los AngelesYes, that's the thing nobody thought about Electric car still pollute
Guest Grayfox Posted March 12, 2002 Report Posted March 12, 2002 ozone created by electric cars killing thousands in LA... lmao... my god no wonder theyre dying... they have clean air to breathe
CedricB Posted March 13, 2002 Report Posted March 13, 2002 The US Gov. makes all forms of Gambling illegal. Nevada succeedes from the union and builds nuclear weapons from the stored nuclear waste in Yucca Mt. Are you with me Grayfox?
Menchise Posted March 14, 2002 Report Posted March 14, 2002 quote:Nevada succeedes from the unionNevada secedes from the union.
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