Worst Pick-up lines ever used!

[Guest Remo Williams]

Heres ten of the worst I've ever heard.

1. Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be

2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I`m the only one talking to you.

5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I`ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I`ll do it your way

6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

7. I can`t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

8. I`m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald`s, you would be McGorgeous.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Anybody else have some you would like to share post them here.

[Epsilon 5]

ROTFLMAO!

[Menchise]

They should be called slap-me lines.

[ 05-09-2002, 06:22: Message edited by: Menchise ]

[Fendi]

Me: Would you hold it against me if I were to tell you that you had a nice body?

Her: Yes!

Me: Okay, you have a nice body, come here please...

[Guest MIKE113]

"Did you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in 'em"

[Guest]

This has gotta be one of them

[Commander Elio Jason]

lol

[echo]

WOW those are awful!!!!

[weegee_101]

*Steps away from the curtain he has been hiding behind for several months*

LOL, man. Those are bad enough that I actually showed myself for the first time in a long time. Oh well, back I go.

*Returns to the Curtain, where he observes the forum on a daily basis*

[Commander Elio Jason]

cliche' #1: One time....at band camp......

cliche' #2: Sir! Marines are ready! Although i don't know why the bloody hell i bother!-Resnig at Resnig Olympics

(wait, how did that get in here?)

[Raven]

These are too good (not to mention a good way to get hurt).