Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it."I will give each of you each one wish, that's
three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into
our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,
'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.
Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in
or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water." Wasnt that funny? hahahahahhahahahahaha