Looking to join a fleet

[R_wilco]

I've visited a few websites for different fleets, and I've considered joining one. I have excellent skills as a marine(from playing StarSiege: Tribes), I have adequete skills as a pilot(from playing X-Wing Alliance and FreeSpace 2), and I have overall good command skills(from playing Homeworld, Homeworld: Cataclysm, and of course BC3K ).

So if any fleet needs a new member, there's one right here. Why does this remind me of my past...

*FLASHBACK SEQUENCE*

"We'll take...him"

"Cool! I call shortstop!"

"Pick me! Pick me!"

"Go home, Wilco"

"Mommy, how come all the other kids get new mops and I don't?"

[demolition]

You can join Prime

if you really want to find the fleet that best soots you, send me an e-mail at [email protected]

[Blades]

Orion. You know why.

[Epsilon 5]

Well what career do you envision?

Most of the people want to be commander for one of our ELITE battle groups, but future Orion members can also consider being a member of the Orion fighter command (OFC) as a fighter pilot, or of the Twenty-second interplanetary marine bataillion (22nd IMB) as a Mobile infantry marine (MIM) or Elite force marine (EFM), at your choice

Orion wants YOU!

[R_wilco]

Hmm...gotta think about it for a while. Thanks

-EDIT

If I signed up for the command position, I'd probably get a garbage scow

[ 09-14-2001: Message edited by: R_wilco ]

[Guest Remo Williams]

Or you could sign-up with Prime and be a Squad Leader in the 1st Orbital Marine Battalion. Theres also postions available in Prime's 1st SMB.

The choice is yours.

[aramike]

Check out the Insurgency, Spectre Fleet in particular. We need good people who are willing to accept any responsibility given.

If you don't believe you can handle that pressure, though, I'd recommend steering far clear of us. We do not carry the resources of the other fleets with regards to people, therefore the individuals who join us MUST be prepared to handle real responsibility.

[Blades]

Heh, a lot of carrots being dangled here. You wont get a unit, or Battle Group Command in Orion, but you will get to serve with the best. Better yet, you get to be considered the best. Even better still, do well enough, remain active and contribute to the betterment of the fleet, and that golden carrot the others are dangling at you might be within your grasp. Once you earn it.

[Guest Remo Williams]

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but you will get to serve with the best. Better yet, you get to be considered the best.

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RP

Everybody run, clear the deck their heads are going to explode!

/RP

LMAO!!

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[Blades]

[Guest hindot]

Try Wraith fleet. Were like the SWAT team of the fleet.

[R_wilco]

I've really considered Wraith fleet.I'm willing to work hard and earn a command position eventualy.

I'm not a freeloader and don't plan on being deadweight to a fleet.

[Supreme Cmdr]

You should know that Wraith team commanders carry compressed body bags around with them. These units are very tiny and fit in their pockets.

Those body bags are not for the enemy.

You sure you wanna join Wraith??

Well, here, this could be you

[Charles Lindsey]

*cough* *choke* *gasp*

Damn SC that was funny. Don't do that!

My keyboard is in bad enough shape as it is without you making me spew refreshment all over it.

Cool screenshot.

[Guest]

Sadly, the SC is right. Wraith does issue, upon my direct order, the mentioned bags.

We had no other choice, since *someone* in Galcom High Command has yet AGAIN overseen the design of toilets on any and all Galcom assets... well, lets just leave it that those bags do have good use after our troops are finished using them; we sell them as Protein packs to the insurgents via the black market. Word has it they like it when its used as filling for their "Fig Newtons" and "BigOne" burgers

[R_wilco]

Uh..huh

That's real encouraging to join Wraith

In any case, I'd rather be

this guy!

[Menchise]

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We had no other choice, since *someone* in Galcom High Command has yet AGAIN overseen the design of toilets on any and all Galcom assets... well, lets just leave it that those bags do have good use after our troops are finished using them; we sell them as Protein packs to the insurgents via the black market. Word has it they like it when its used as filling for their "Fig Newtons" and "BigOne" burgers

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Of course we do. It's more appetizing than most fast food out there.

You don't want to imagine what Galcom puts in their own burgers. (Hint: In the 31st century, the cows are genetically engineered to breed faster).

[Cmdr Nova]

Hmm... The propaganda machine starts again!

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LOL -> SC

But seriously, Wraith could use a few good heads, Orion's Marine Battallion and Fighter Command groups need more people, and the Insurgency..... Well..... They just need better food.

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Either way, welcome to the fleets.

And, I'm sure you remember this:

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This place needs something like what we have over at the Star Wars Galaxies message boards, the NWW(newbie welcome wagon).

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Okay, so I'm slow at replying. It's called real life. By the end of the month, though, I should have some sort of guide for Newbies, just because.

Over and out.

[Guest $iLk]

[email protected]

As general recruiter for OrionFleet, I offer my services in providing any interested in Orion or any Galcom affiliated fleet information.

I would give you information on the insurgent fleets but I'll let them dig their own holes

hehe

[R_wilco]

Wow guys, thanks for the information

I'll probably make a decision in the next few days

[Guest]

Read the fleet FAQ's and make an informed decision, not one based on hype or who can scream the most in here *G*

And watch out for them mean Sariens while you're at it

[Wolferz]

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Originally posted by R_wilco:

If I signed up for the command position, I'd probably get a garbage scow

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Alright Cadet, stay away from the Janitorial Fleet please.

They have an altogether different meaning for the term Mop Up Ops

[R_wilco]

Well, while I'm seriously considering both Orion and Wraith, I have say, I was VERY impressed by the web page work for wraiths web site. That was some creative work with audio clips and sprites

And the navigation interface for the rest of the web page was superb. Kudos to whoever designed the Wraith homepage

[Guest hindot]

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So if your ready for quick entries/exits with maximum collateral damage, then you'll know where to come.

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Very nice. We'll put those bodybags to good use when we annihilate the whole snog infestation!

[ 09-16-2001: Message edited by: hindot ]

[Blades]

Ok hindot, what the hell is this snog you keep refering to? Where I come from, to snog is to kiss. Im seriously hoping that you are not considering snogging our enemies into submission. If this is the case, I'd suggest two things. First, PTA and IOD fire are far more effective than moistened lips and tongue action. Second, get yourself some tic-tacs buddy.