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  • 2 weeks later...

You keep flying through a jump point and are getting frustrated because you DON'T jump, you just come out the other side, only to realize later that you actually have to have the jump point targeted first....

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Originally posted by RT:

You give Resnig command over the craft while you're out on the beach, come back and see
that


LOL Resnig is like that. He looks alot better with his head in the trash compactor. And it keeps him from committing stupid acts like that one.

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You constantly launch your fighters immediately after pre-flight inspection and find you have a few FEngineers going along for the ride.

You thought it would be a good idea to "acquire" a few CAS gunships via your CC's tractor beam, in spirit of the TER/INS role, only to find they take up valuable real estate in your launch bays, indefinitely.

It took you 4 years of playing this game to finally disable the Windows key.

In your valiant effort to rid the neighboring star systems of evil and corruption you assign your fighters a "Defend->Support Unit" order, assuming it means the same thing as "Escort", except with a purpose. Next you're wondering why they hypered to the nearest enemy ODS only to be vaporized into the next life.

Assuming the countless threads concerning Resnig where created to scare small children, you give him the benefit of the doubt and break for lunch. Now the flaming wreck that was once your beautiful CC is drifting into Sygan's atmosphere and all your can do is enjoy the ride.

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