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On this hollowed day of the 1st of April,

I give a special recognition award to our favorite scape goat of them all....

RESNIG

Here's to thinking about spacing you....

*Post your own remarks here*

Posted

It seems that April 1st is not only April fool's now, but it's also could become the official "Resnig Bashing Day". I'm just setting up some fun sports like:

-Dunk Resnig (Classic)

-Drunk Resnig (Get him plastered and then make fun of him some more!!)

-Resnig Racing!! (he's the one running away from man eating monster from all over the universe)

-Rugby Resnig (Regnig takes the place of the rugby ball. Team that knocks him unconcious first win by default.)

-Resucitate Resnig (the last sport of the day... we can't let him die or there'll be no festival next year!!)

Well, that was the stupidest post I've made in a while..

[ 04-01-2002, 18:42: Message edited by: Fractux ]

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quote:

Resucitate Resnig (the last sport of the day... we can't let him die or there'll be no festival next year!!

No, no, no. The festival should not end until Resnig is killed. If you keep him alive he will become competent and there will be no more bashing festivals. The first event of each festival should be to clone the foolish Resnig.

Posted

Resnig is a direct descendant of Shirley.

And thus, western civilization crumbled...

Posted

Any chance of getting my own personal Resnig permanantly assigned to this 'Olympics' thing? Really! I could live without him!

Contact me at 00008756N x 00005487E on Varan in the next 12 hours, or drop me a line at SC#[email protected]

Idaho

Posted

quote:


Originally posted by Tac:

Resnig is a direct descendant of Shirley.

And thus, western civilization crumbled...


LMAO!!!

Posted

quote:

Originally posted by Menchise:

quote:

Resucitate Resnig (the last sport of the day... we can't let him die or there'll be no festival next year!!

No, no, no. The festival should not end until Resnig is killed. If you keep him alive he will become competent and there will be no more bashing festivals. The first event of each festival should be to clone the foolish Resnig.


I agree, we do have cloning modules for a reason...
Posted

Maybe we should lobby for compulsory IQ tests, where if your IQ is below a given level, you're off to be sterilised!

Guest Grayfox
Posted

kill a resnig today!

keeping the gene pool clean by removing the idiots from it since 1995

hehe resnig must come from a town with a gene pool the size of a contact lens

Posted

hey who else thinks that the picture of Resnig is a candid shot of him trying to figure out how to work a ball point pen...and failing miserably...

Posted

I think it looks more like he's trying to figure out why the photographer's telling him to say 'cheese'...

Idaho

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even on this day of resnig bashing, you still have to give props to sc...for allowing you to execute the bastard after letting 2 measly intruders blow a new cargo bay where your engines used to be.

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