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  1. i believe i did not take my tetanos shot iwas supposed to take at 16. I need to check my little book i got that keep record of my shots. I have never been seriously sick, especially not lately (although i regularily get mild colds), although younger i would get otitis almost 4-5 times a month! Is that related to anything? oh and btw, if all goes well, this winter i should get a new job .. i would work in a laboratory where they make .. vaccines
  2. whoa, looks cool .. i watched thunderbirds alot when i was younger, pointing out all the blatant scientific innacuracies
  3. lol even the urban legends on the darwin awards website have good stuff .. here's the 2 most popular ones ===== Accident Report This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response: "I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using the pulley attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools." "You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel." "Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope..." ===== Bizarre Death - 1994 Urban Legend At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
  4. the homeworld games are not massive .. they are still RTS games based on maps Btw Iceblade, the term is "overhaul"
  5. upcoming massive scope game? Not sure, but X2 just came out recently.
  6. Click here
  7. freelancer is great, the universe feels alive. When you move around, you got some idle chatter, you've got stations asking radar contacts to ID themselves (and they answer), most factions have fixed patrol routes (especially the police), navy and police crafts randomly scan ships for contraband, stations answer to your docking requests, and wish you good luck when you launch .. criminals pirating you (of course there was this single idiot that sent a pirating request .. with ~20 ships around .. the result can easily by guessed) ... it's pretty awesome. While the scale of the sectors is far from realistic, everything looks great .. planets, sun, etc. You have dust fields which clearly show on your screen, debrid fields, minefields (those are dangerous!) It's quite a hazard to fight in a debrid field, but the AIs seem to handle it decently. Sector travel is seamless - when you enter a warpgate you have an animation showing you travelling in a wormhole then exiting on the otherside, with a short load (usually barely noticeable) in the middle. The story is great - a pretty deep one of conspiracy, deception and sides that keep changing ... Your reputation is solely based on who you shoot. If you shoot the Liberty police, the police, navy and the Liberty coporations will dislike you, while criminals will grow to like you. There are 4 factions (read : countries) in the game, clearly inspired from Earth (where they come from) .. "Liberty" (US) with the (female!) president, Bretonia (UK) with the queen, Kusari (Japan) with the Shogun and Rheinland (GER) with their Chancellor. All locations are based on Earth origins. For example, You have the Manhattan, Pittsburg planets, Colorado, New York, Texas Systems, Newark station, Norfolk Shipyard, Battleship Missouri, Yukon for Liberty, while Bretonia has planets named Leeds, New London, Cambridge, Systems named Dublin, Manchester ..Battleships Essex, Hood, Suffolk .. Southampton Shipyard, Thames outpost.. you get the idea You cannot command capital ships. Well, not without mods, but even then, giving yourself a battleship to go around is pretty impractical. Combat is higly level based - you level up as your net worth increases, and you get increasingly better and more powerful guns and ships. Movement is fully 3D although you don't have a way to deliberately roll. Despite that, you can end up on the side or upside down. Guns on your ship can always aim at an angle from the front, making combat more n00b friendly. All ships move at the same speeds (standard-80/AB-200/cruise-300), but some are more manoeuvrable than others. The freelancer universe is LARGE, at least as large or bigger than the BCM universe (sector-count-wise), and there are countless places to go .. tons of stations/battleships to dock at, planets to land on. Beside the warp gates, you move around mostly using the tradelanes, a system of gates that propell you at great speeds. There is also the jump holes, which are basically the same as flux fields - uncharted natural jump points. Planets are merely landing points. You get a cool scenery, but it's the same as a station. You can get in the bar to get jobs, hear latest rumors, read the news or get some deal with a dude. When you go meet someone there's an actual conversation that begins, which lots of facial expressions and detailed speech, although it's still becomes "predictable" after a while, it's far better than having only a menu with a "accept" or "decline" button under the description. My general opinion of Freelancer is that it's what Earth and Beyond should have been like for the most part. Cool screenie
  8. i doubt anyone can do a TC - the GBS modding tools weren't made with TCs in mind, mostly to script missions and add/modify ships AFAIK.
  9. any form of making a product known to potential customers is advertising, at least that's what the dictionary says
  10. ROFL good stuff over there
  11. "I am a patriotic american and i find the French lack of support about the war in Iraq offensive, therefore I think we should send the liberty statue back to France." Hey, does that make sense?
  12. a camoflaged advertising tool
  13. quote:99% of the entire history of the master slave relationship has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Color of someones skin.if you're insinuating (sp?) anything about what i said, know that i was attemping to make a reference to the "being offended" part, there was no connection between skin color and slavery. quote:You know Ep5, whilst I can't speak for anyone else, I'd personally pay real hard cash to figure out where you're coming from sometimes, really... ROFL last time i checked my location is still at the bottom of my every post. quote:a beleif of his that is slowly gaining favor with me.[shameless jab]Yeah, look who's president! [/shameless jab]
  14. bah so the msuic joke only works in french. darn it. In french we say the equivalent of "white", "black" and "round" for the notes ..
  15. i must not have the right term .. hmm not according to the dictionary ...
  16. you know that 1 white is worth 2 blacks? ... music notes
  17. recommended requirements are meant to tell you what kind of hardware you should need to have a decent speed in most (90%) situations. However to bear with large fleet battles, heavy planetary activity or whatnot (which are usually not common), you will need ultimate requirements to reach 20 or more fps. dedicated server specs are not the same! those are strickly client-side requirements!
  18. hmm .. bring him to where i work, I'll get one of the 2.5 tons forklifts (~1 ton pallet not included) to drive him over ..
  19. I bought Freelancer 2 days ago and I'm hooked.
  20. Microsoft defined the fact that the so-called win-button is actually the lose-button (ever hit that key in a critical firefight in a game?) Just a thought
  21. you need to put the http:// tag in front of your url or the url will say this http://www.3000ad.com/ubb/www.laddertheory.com
  22. unless it's specifically used as an emoticon (as in, add flavor to your post), i believe the answer is no.
  23. sometimes things aren't like they seem. good story.
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